A Labour government has never achieved anything?

AKA "All governments are useless and don't do anything except look after themselves".
Next time you hear this, remind Sammy Shitpost that the previous Labour government gave us the following:

1. Civil Partnership
2. The Human Rights Act
3. Freedom of Information act
4. Disability Rights Commission
5. Enhanced employment rights
6. 2009 Autism Act
7. The Electoral Commission
8. Department For International Development
9. Banned foxhunting
10. £2bn Communities Program
11. Rural Development Program
12. Free bus passes for over 60's
13. Banned cluster bombs
14. Ban on new grammar schools
15. Banned cosmetic testing on animals
16. Free breast cancer screening
17. Started Crossrail
18. Minimum wage and the low pay commission and tax credits
19. 18% increase in wages
20. Largest drop in relative poverty including 900,000 pensioners
21. Doubled funding of education
22. 42,400 extra teachers
23. Sure start
24. Reduced operation waiting times for 240,000 people to almost 0
25. Record low waiting times for A&E
26. Waiting times overall down to a max of 18 weeks (lowest ever)
27. Decreased homelessness by 73%
28. Free eye tests for over 60's
29. Free TV licences for over 75's
30. Extended opening times for GP practices
31. Free prescriptions for cancer patients
32. Free part time nursery places for every 3-4 yr old
33. Reduced school class sizes
34. 93,000 more 11 yr-olds achieving numeracy each year
35. Increased annual leave to 28 days minimum
36. Increased child benefit by over 26%
37. Put £20bn into improving social housing
38. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 1960s
39. 10 years' continuous economic growth
40. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000
41. Removed minimum donation limit from Gift Aid
42. Reduced NHS waiting lists overall by over 500,000
43. Oversaw rise in school leavers with 5 good GCSEs from 45% to 76%
44. Brought in young person's job guarantee, pension credit
45. Doubled registered childcare spaces
46. Points based immigration
47. Equalised the age of consent
48. Halved the number of nukes
49. Free school fruit and milk
50. Free entry to galleries and museums
51. Wrote off up to 100% debt for poorest countries
52. Doubled apprenticeships
53. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75%
54. 44,000 extra doctors
55. 89,000 extra nurses
56. 16,000 extra police officers
57. Paternity leave
58. Raised legal age of buying cigarettes to 18
59. Banned tobacco advertising in magazines, newspapers and billboards
60. Introduced the Smoking Ban

And more!